We Got That B Roll

K so, this video got a plug on that stupid comedy central show Tosh.0 (which i actually kinda like) and i went and looked it up and turns out it's pretty fucking hilarious IMO, enjoy it.

YES!

Ron Artest Drank Hennessy at Halftime

Idunno how many other people have seen this but i literally just saw it on ESPN, apparently Ron Artest has admitted that he used to get drunk during the halftime of games when he played for the Bulls. Now, i'm sure some people will be shitting on him for this, but personally i think it's pretty badass. I mean, some people drink gatorade some people drink Hennessy is clearly just something we need to admit here and the fact that he's drinking possibly the blackest alcohol one drink only makes it even more ballin'. Also, he would be a great EHS intramural hockey player i'm sure.

why don't foreign people know how to use phones?

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but it seems as though all foreign people either talk into their phones way too loud or way too quietly. I don't know how this problem could have developed, but it's pretty fucking annoying. Currently i'm sitting in my room and this idiot spanish kid who lives near me is out in the hall talking on his phone so loud that i can literally hear every single thing he's saying, like come on man, they're going to hear you just fine if you talk at a regular volume. I really feel bad for whoever is on the other end of that phone, their ears must literally be bleeding right now. On the other hand, i was on the phone with Dell the other day and some indian guy who i had to talk to in order to have him fix my computer was talking so quietly that i literally could never hear him and probably said "what?" about 97 times throughout the course of the conversation. It was terrible. Anyways, i'm gonna go out in the hall and tell this kid to shut the fuck up.

Later.

ESPN sucks

K so, i know everyone has probably realized this because it's stunningly obvious, but ESPN has become loaded with absolutely terrible shows and really stupid people. I was flickin' through the ol' channels today just to see whats up and i stopped at ESPN and saw the show "Sportsnation" starring idiot Colin Cowherd and some blonde chick who isn't even that hot (she would have to be pretty fucking hot to make up for such a stupid show). What the show entails is, basically, Colin and the blonde girl read a stupid sportscenteresque internet poll, whatever idiots happen to be actually watching the show go online and vote, and then the two outstandingly insightful hosts discuss the results. Moving on, i literally have no idea why Skip Bayless is allowed to talk about sports. Why ESPN still lets him do anything is unbelievable to me, he literally has THE WORST opinions ever and he's so blinded by his own stupidity that he literally always thinks he's right and won't let anyone reasonable talk any sense to him. Moving on with my assault on TV, Comedy Central has gotten so unbelievably gay lately. First of all, i don't know why they keep giving mediocre stand-up comedians their own shows, that stupid Dmitri Martin show (which wasn't funny) failed very quickly, Tosh.0 is still on the air now, but i doubt it will be for long, and now they give that fucking idiot ventriloquist Jeff Dunham his own show? are you fucking kidding me? Ok, so he's the best ventriloquist in the world, whatever, but he's still just a stupid ventriloquist and literally all of his jokes are the exact same I don't understand it. Gone are the days where i could turn on Comedy Central and expect to see South Park, Futurama, Scrubs, or even a fucking Daily Show or Colbert Report rerun from the night before, now whenever i turn it on it's fucking Secret Girlfriend, what the fuck is that show about anyways, wait, i don't want to know. In all honesty, with the exception of Forensic Files TV has gotten incredibly weak and boring, i'ma go play xbox. Later.

DEVELOPERS

K so, this is possibly one of the funniest youtube videos i've ever seen, the first time i saw it i was so caught off guard that i literally lost my shit. That said, i don't think anyone besides me and Mark Whelan really thinks it's that funny.

Sega Dreamcast.

So, i just read this article on IGN about the history of the Sega Dreamcast (undoubtedly written because wednesday, 9/9/09 will be the 10th anniversary of the dreamcasts release), and i have to admit i was close to being in tears. I don't know how many people who read this (well, i don't know how many people read this) had the privelege to own a Sega Dreamcast, but as one of those lucky few i have to admit that it provided me with some of the best video game times i ever had in my life. I can remember hours spent in jeff lasko's basement playing crazy taxi, not even to mention other epic games. Powerstone was possibly one of the best and most innovative fighters ever, and obviously the game i just mentioned, crazy taxi, was definitely one of the most innovative games ever. To me, the main problem with Dreamcast was that it was too ahead of its time, and people just couldn't appreciate all they were trying to do. But alas, i'm sure anyone who has ever owned a sega dreamcast would agree, it was one of the best gaming systems ever and it died well before its time, rest in peace sega dreamcast, you are missed and not forgotten.

ps, this was my 50th post, woo!

k i fucked my computer over real bad

So, i was throwing my tin of snus from my chair onto my desk today and spilled a half full bottle of arizona iced tea onto my computer and now it's basically completely unresponsive, it won't power on or even do anything at all. So, i wouldn't expect myself to be posting for a week or two probably, i'm actually on nick st. jeans computer writing this right now, but i have to send mine to dell to get repaired or replaced and it's going to cost me anywhere from 200 to 550 dollars, which blows really badly, and i won't have a computer for probably like 10 days. So, this is goodbye for a while unless i get something really sick to write about and decide to go on someone elses computer to do it. Later.