Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What the Fuck, Trix

So, i bought a box of trix from Target the other day, and i was pretty excited for it, but needless to say when i opened the box i was very surprised. I opened the box expecting to see all of the normal fruit shaped Trix pieces, but when i opened the box there were no watermelons, no wild berries, grapes, or limes. There was a box full of balls staring me in the face. Frankly, i think this is a complete outrage. Taking away the fruit shapes takes away the essence that makes Trix what they are. Without the fruity shapes trix are nothing more than a cheap knock off of fruity pebbles, and i hate fruity pebbles, the pieces are way too small and hard to get on the spoon. And another thing, the kids in the trix commercials are not funny, they are assholes. I think all species deserve equality, these kids are holding back a society that has come a very long way in promoting equality, and all species should be able to enjoy trix, even rabbits. Also, trix yogurt is awesome.

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