Friday, February 27, 2009

killer instinct gold can suck it

So, i'm sure no one who reads this will have any frame of reference here, but killer instinct gold is a nintendo 64 fighter, a sequel to a super nintendo game simply titled "killer instinct". Now, my problems with the sequel are pretty great in number. First of all, where the fuck is Riptor. Riptor was possibly the most badass character in the snes version of this game, seen in the image below. First of all, Riptor was a complete badass. The fact that they allowed a dinosaur to fight against mainly human characters is a tad odd to me, but whatever, the point remains that he was fucking sick and leaving him out of any sequel is just not cool. Second of all, they made Fulgore into a little bitch. In the snes one Fulgore was a well respected character, he could shoot lasers out of his eyes, fire shit at people, the whole 9 yards. But in the N64 version they made him into a complete faggot who is way too slow to ever do anything. The last one i'll mention, even though i could go on for days, is that the N64 version is far too easy. I remember playing the snes one for hours in a row getting raped by the computer like a total nubzor, but upon taking up the N64 one i quickly rised to greatness, being able to beat the game on Master difficulty without even continuing. I'm not saying i'm some sort of video game prodigy, although i am, i'm saying the game is way too easy, and silly. 

Thursday, February 19, 2009

i made a great pun today

So, i was at Charlie's with two of my friends today, eating a great chicken quesadilla, and one of my friends came to the table with a turkey club. Upon seeing the turkey club my other friend said "wow that looks good, what is it" "a turkey club" my other friend replied to the response "oh that looks so good, i'm going to get one." it was at this time that the amazing line came to me and i said "join the club". Now, i really am the bragging type, and i must say that i think i made a pretty sick pun. I don't feel like anyone can really deny this, and the pun was intended. 

ridiculous hockey goal

so, i don't really watch hockey much, but i saw this on sportscenter this morning and must admit that it's pretty fucking absurd.



Sunday, February 15, 2009

this kid is the fucking man

so, i'm probably way behind the times on this video too, but this hilarious australian kid apparently threw such a huge party that he got on the news, and then totally owned the reported by being a huge smartass. I think i speak for everyone when i say, i wish i was cool enough to hang out with this kid.