ESPN sucks

K so, i know everyone has probably realized this because it's stunningly obvious, but ESPN has become loaded with absolutely terrible shows and really stupid people. I was flickin' through the ol' channels today just to see whats up and i stopped at ESPN and saw the show "Sportsnation" starring idiot Colin Cowherd and some blonde chick who isn't even that hot (she would have to be pretty fucking hot to make up for such a stupid show). What the show entails is, basically, Colin and the blonde girl read a stupid sportscenteresque internet poll, whatever idiots happen to be actually watching the show go online and vote, and then the two outstandingly insightful hosts discuss the results. Moving on, i literally have no idea why Skip Bayless is allowed to talk about sports. Why ESPN still lets him do anything is unbelievable to me, he literally has THE WORST opinions ever and he's so blinded by his own stupidity that he literally always thinks he's right and won't let anyone reasonable talk any sense to him. Moving on with my assault on TV, Comedy Central has gotten so unbelievably gay lately. First of all, i don't know why they keep giving mediocre stand-up comedians their own shows, that stupid Dmitri Martin show (which wasn't funny) failed very quickly, Tosh.0 is still on the air now, but i doubt it will be for long, and now they give that fucking idiot ventriloquist Jeff Dunham his own show? are you fucking kidding me? Ok, so he's the best ventriloquist in the world, whatever, but he's still just a stupid ventriloquist and literally all of his jokes are the exact same I don't understand it. Gone are the days where i could turn on Comedy Central and expect to see South Park, Futurama, Scrubs, or even a fucking Daily Show or Colbert Report rerun from the night before, now whenever i turn it on it's fucking Secret Girlfriend, what the fuck is that show about anyways, wait, i don't want to know. In all honesty, with the exception of Forensic Files TV has gotten incredibly weak and boring, i'ma go play xbox. Later.

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K so, this is possibly one of the funniest youtube videos i've ever seen, the first time i saw it i was so caught off guard that i literally lost my shit. That said, i don't think anyone besides me and Mark Whelan really thinks it's that funny.